Sunday 23 February 2014

Walking the Country Roads of Ireland

When we go out taking pictures (shooting), we mostly just walk along the roads leading out of Louisburgh. Some have sidewalks but most don’t so you end up walking on the road itself. This can be a bit nerve wracking until you get used to it. The roads are narrow and the cars fast.

It’s a good idea to take at least one other person shooting with you. That way they can keep watch as you take pictures and vice versa. Your ears tune themselves to pick up the frequency of engines off in the distance, and your mouth becomes habituated to warn, “Car!” once you see it rambling over a hill. Waterproof shoes are a must as just stepping to the edge of the road isn’t always enough; occasionally you’ll need to tramp into the soggy, grassy shoulder.

At first this kind of thing really frightened me, but I got used to it within a couple days. We had one experience last week, though, that had my heart racing and adrenaline pumping. Emilee and I were on one of our usual photo excursions walking up a very narrow uphill road when we heard the tell-tale sound of a car approaching the crest from the opposite side. Only it didn’t sound like a normal car. It was much louder and a lower pitch, and that could only mean one thing: a truck. As it materialized at the top of the hill, Emilee and I looked at each other. Her face mirrored the “oh shit” look I knew was painted on mine. Had we been closer to the foot of the hill we would have jogged back down to a wider road. But we were more than halfway up the hill and there weren’t any driveways nearby so our only option was to just stand on the tiny shoulder and let the truck pass us. So we stepped over onto the grassy shoulder only to realize that there was also a trench on that side of the road. It was about a foot wide, but I couldn’t see how deep it was; thee was definitely water at the bottom, though. So there we are, standing on a strip of grass ten inches wide with a truck approaching on one side and a trench on the other. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place—or should I say a truck and a deep place.


The driver saw our predicament and tried to drive as close to the other shoulder as he could, but that’s not exactly possible when the truck is nearly as wide as the road itself. It was so close to us that I wouldn’t have been able to fit a camera between my face and the side of the truck. Maybe four inches, six tops. It would have been a cool picture had I thought of my camera at the time (instead my inner monologue was more like, “Fuck. Don’t move. Breathe. Stay still. Shit. Shit. Shit. Holy shit. Breathe. Calm down. Whatever you do, don’t move. Breathe. It’s okay. Almost done. Breathe.”). Once the back bumper had passed us, we breathed a simultaneous sigh of relief but stayed frozen in place for a moment. When we were finally capable of moving again we booked it up the hill and down the other side. There was no way in hell we were going to get caught on that road with another truck. I was scared shitless at the time, but now—less than a week later—I just laugh about it.

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