For some reason, Emilee and I
must attract weirdos at the pubs, especially the guys who like to undo their
trousers while dancing. The first time we encountered this, Emilee, Claire,
Luke (three of my classmates) and I went with the local darts team to Westport.
We all ended the night at one of the late pubs, Cozy Joe’s. Emilee,
Claire, and I were dancing while Luke talked with our friend Paul. We weren’t
by the main dance floor, so we were a bit surprised when this guy came up and
started trying to dance with us. And then we realized, his belt was undone and
his trousers were unzipped. The trousers were still up where they were supposed
to be, but we saw a lot more of his boxer-briefs than any of us cared to. Not
knowing what the hell to do, we just stopped and looked to Paul for help. After
all, he is a tall guy and can maybe look intimidating if he wanted to (I say
maybe because I don’t know that I quite believe that). So what did he do? Got
up and mimicked the kid until he got fed up and left.
Paul later told us that dealing
with that type of kid is tricky because he’s drunk and talks a big game, but
doesn’t have the bullocks to do anything. Merely telling him to f*** off won’t
even scratch the surface of his ego. So you’ve got to do strange things to get
him to go away, and even that likely won’t last long. And it didn’t. The kid
was back trying to dance with us within 20 minutes so we just walked away. None
of us had the energy to deal with him.
The second time Emilee and I
dealt with someone like that was while we were in Killarney. It was Friday
night when we were at the Killarney Grand Hotel. The front half of the Grand is
your typical Irish pub that has music every night of the week, but the back
half is a nightclub. We were in the nightclub after the band had finished in
the front, dancing and having a good craic, when a guy starts dancing with us.
Neither Em or I paid him much attention, and a few minutes later, we look over
and he’s working on his belt, a mate on either side of him egging him on. Once
he gets the belt, he doesn’t just unzip his trousers like the lad over at Cozy
Joe’s had, he drops the trousers down to his ankles. Unfortunately Paul wasn’t
there to chase the guy off, so we quickly put a few people between us and him,
hoping he wouldn’t follow or try to find us later in the night (he didn’t!).
I’m not very familiar with the
bar/club scene back home, so I don’t know whether it’s common to see someone
dropping trou , but I have a feeling that it’ll happen wherever there are
idiots mixed with alcohol.
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